Polly Hedron

erica@mindspring.com — Thu, 08 Jan 2004 03:51:11 GMT

What is this millstone that hangs around my neck? This burden of guilt?

Oh yes. It's my new weblog.

(What we do for deadpools. Sigh.)

Oh the responsibility!

erica@mindspring.com — Thu, 01 Jan 2004 18:11:29 GMT

Now that I'm a blogstress, I feel the heavy, heavy responsibility of having to feed and water the thing. It's not that the blog does much. It just sort of lays there, looking pathetic and whining slightly. It figures that instead of having a blog that sparkles with lively and intelligent insight, my little blog just lies around, getting fat and watching far too much TV.

It's not even a particularly attractive blog, either.

What does that say about me? Nothing that a few thousand dollars in therapy bills shouldn't be able to solve.

This is a blog

erica@mindspring.com — Wed, 31 Dec 2003 16:54:55 GMT

Attention readers.

This is a blog.

It is only a blog.

If this were something other than a blog, you'd be notified by the FCC and other governing authorities.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

(Okay, it's also a crappy excuse for joining the Amish Tech Support dead pool. Sue me.)